Dinner & Entertainment

Tonight I got to enjoy a night of entertainment with my dinner. Me and the three boys (Blaine was at work) sat around the table telling jokes while we ate our dinner. Yup. Me... the five year old... and the three year old... (the 5 month old just sat on my lap... didn't really participate... lol). I'm sure you can imagine how clever the jokes we told truly were. : )

Here's is the 'gist' of the conversation...

Kadan, "MOM! Here's a joke. Ready? Why did the snake... cross the river?"
Me, "Umm.... I don't know."
Kadan, "Okay... here are your choices: a boat... a house... a tree... a bridge..."
Me, "He crossed it... because... of a boat?"
Kadan, "NO... HOW did he cross the river."
Me, "Oh, okay. He used the... boat."
Kadan, "Yup! You got it!... wait... no you didn't. That's not it, guess again."
Me, "Uhhh... (lol)... the bridge?"
Kadan, "Yup! Now you got it!"

Me, "Okay... I have a joke. You know how to do Knock Knock Jokes?"
Kadan, "Yeah!!! I do! I do!"
Me, "Okay... knock knock."
Kadan, "Whose there?"
Me, "Banana."
Kadan, "Ha ha ha ha!"
Me, "No you have to say 'banana who'"
Kadan, "Banana who?"
Me, "knock knock"
Kadan, "Whose there?"
Me, "banana"
Kadan, "whose there?"
Me, "no say 'banana who'"
Kadan, "banana who?"
Me, "knock knock"
Kadan, "whose there?"
Me, "orange"
Kadan, "banana who?"
Me, "no, say 'orange who'"
Kadan, "orange who?"
Me, "orange ya glad i didn't say banana?"
yeah... he didn't get it. but he laughed anyways. LOL

Kadan, "Okay my turn. Knock knock."
Me, "Whose there?"
K "carrot"
M "carrot who"
K "just... carrot, Mom."
M "umm... well, okay!" LOL!

Zack, "My turn My turn! Knock knock to me!"
M, "knock knock"
Z, "knock knock"
M, "no I say knock knock... knock knock..."
Z, "banana! ha ha ha ha ha!"
M, "no, say 'whose there'... knock knock..."
Z, "BANANA! ha ha ha! Knock knock"
M, "whose there?"
Z, "CARROT and banana! HA HA! That's SO funny joke, Mom!"

K, "Now do this joke mom. Why did the rabbit cross the river?"
M, "To get to the other side."
K, "What? no! Why did he cross the river and SINK."
M, "Ohhhh. Because he couldn't swim."
K, "nope. try again."
Me, "ummm... because he didn't have a boat."
K, "yup! good job mom!!!"
M, "Yes... I am quite good at jokes." ; )

after about 30 minutes of these non-stop 'jokes'....

M, "My turn. Why... do you have such a cute face?"
K, "Uh. I don't know."
M, "Because Heavenly Father knew I would need to look at it during tiring times like these...(LOL)" ; )
K, "Mo-om... that's not funny. Do a FUNNY joke. Like I do. With animals."

Z, "knock kno-ock..."
K, "whose there?!?!?!"
Z, "BANANA!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA!!!"

And that's about when I decided dinner was over and we went outside for a walk! LOL! : )